If you’re feeling overwhelmed, light a candle and watch it burn down. This particular candle burns for approximately twenty-five hours, so by the time you’re done staring, your problems will have worked themselves out.
If not, the candle and its sweet frangipani and mango scent will have lulled you to sleep, and — as always happens when you fall asleep with an open flame near by — your slumbering hand will knock the candle over, setting your house on fire. If you survive the flames, you can collect your insurance and use the money to assume a new identity. Problem solved!
You did insure your house, right?