I’ve been eating out a lot lately, and while it has been enjoyable, it has not been kind to my wallet.
It’s not that I have expensive taste, I just have a bottomless stomach.
Here is a snack I ate recently for free (because my boyfriend paid for it all) (but I mean, it was relatively inexpensive) and it was delicious.
HOW TO DINE LIKE A LAZY PERSON ON A BUDGET
- Get some fine wafer crackers. I’m pretty sure they have to be this exact brand, because I can’t find any other substitute that is quite like this. At first you will be like “this tastes like a waffle cone, how bizarre” but then you will be like “I need to put all of these in my mouth as fast as possible”
- Get a giant tub of garlic dip. This particular tub was purchased at Costco; it is delicious, cheap and will last you a very long time — such are the fruits that Costco bear. Every time you think you’ve seen everything Costco has to offer, it gives you a giant tub of garlic dip. When a man is tired of Costco, he is tired of life.
- Put the fine wafer cracker into the garlic dip.
- Devour at your leisure. You may need more than one packet of wafer crackers.
Now you know how to eat like a poor, sporadic blogger. You’re welcome.